Hey! Happy birthday.”

"You…made…me…faint," I accused him dizzily.

"What am I going to do with you?" he groaned in exasperation.  ”Yesterday I kiss you, and you attack me! Today you pass out on me!”

"Wrong again," he murmured in my ear. "You are utterly indecent — no one should look so tempting, it’s not fair."

"Tempting how?" I asked. "I can change…"

He sighed, shaking his head. “You are so absurd.” He pressed his cool lips delicately to my forehead, and the room spun.


ohhhh faints